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Just took the car out Monday because the weather has been decent. I decided to drive it in to work this morning. I leave my driveway and as I'm passing the fourth house from me, the resident "non-driving" college chick - who was parked perpendicular "in" her driveway - decides to pull off without checking the rear and sideview mirrors. I had to pull to the left to keep her from brushing my passenger door. I resisted the urge to call her a dumb effin biotch, but man, it was hard!

"I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad." Lyndon Johnson 36th U.S. President Esquire Rule 72: "Driving fast, doesn't mean you're a great driver; but great drivers occasionally drive fast!" |
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